Recipe for gorgeousness

Take a scruffy hall with municipal plastic chairs.

Add a bevy of beautiful burlesque dancers, back from the summer break and raring to go.

Sprinkle lavishly with satins and sequins, high heels and long gloves, glamorous corsets, cheeky little shorts and perky pants.

Stir with a slow, smoky, slinky new showgirl routine laced with tango moves.

Heat carefully.

Result: Hot women, cool dance, smouldering looks and plenty of giggles about the "t*ts" prompt!