A modesty gusset

Our glorious new routine to Lorde's "Royals" is a lovely piece of sass, strut, suggestion, and a bit of rolling around on the floor flashing our drawers.

Our beautiful troupe has been having a high old time clipping about in their heels, weaving in and out of each other, and, sometimes, accidentally doing the very opposite to what is required, so that a sprinkling of showgirls end up staring at the rest of the troupe face-to-face and wondering where they might have gone astray.

Next week we'll be smutting it up on the floor, waving our legs about and trying our damnedest not to look like upended beetles.

So, showgirls, perhaps not the mini-thong, next week, eh? We suggest the broader gusset and a corset with a bit of give in it.

Yours, making sure that we don't reveal our jewels,

Burlicious x

Bijou and Burlicious

Darlings, we were a select little gathering at class this week. The upside was that it provided us with a brilliant opportunity to play with a routine, turning it around, weaving through each other, and rediscovering how much it can mess with one's head to dance the same steps in a different direction.

There'll be more of this in future classes, my lovelies.

What there'll be less of, my lovely fellow showgirls from Wednesday, is the builder's bum lacy tights with which I was struggling as we danced. I was plum tuckered out with hefting them up by the time we had finished!

Anyway, my little cherry pips, the real news is that a brand new routine starts on Wednesday 22nd. 

Consider it an early Christmas gift from we Burlicious Three.

We spoil you, we do :-).

Yours, just finalising the wrapping,

Burlicious x

We love it when a plan comes together

As trailed last week, Showgirls, tonight's class will be your last chance for a few years to take The Other Woman for a spin around the dance floor.

Then, on the 8th and the 15th November, we're going to dance the second half of an old favourite that we haven't danced for a while. It's a sort of retro, Bluebell Girls number (sadly without the headdresses).

For those of you who want to come back to us, Weds 8th November is a good time. It's also a good opportunity for those of you who are teetering on the brink of joining us for the first time. The routine we'll be doing for the 8th and the 15th  is a great intro to some of the basic steps.

This means that, ta-daaaaaa (fanfare of trumpets, please, Maestro), we'll be launching our brand new, fresh-out-of-the-choreography-cauldron, routine on Weds 22nd November.

Trust me, we don't even know it yet, so if you fancy joining us and can't make it on the 8th November, the 22nd November is your next opportunity to start learning a new routine from scratch, secure in the knowledge that you won't be the only one who doesn't know what she's doing!

Ooooh, but we love a new routine. And this one is a little rascal of a thing!

Yours, busy delivering deliciousness,

Burlicious x